He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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