when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
