All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
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We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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