If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
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Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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