big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
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When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
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Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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