Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
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I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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