Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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