ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.