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His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
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He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
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Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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