I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
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