Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
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