I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Randomize
