So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I think I am morally bankrupt
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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