Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
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Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
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Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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