Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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