need another drink. this is the easiest way
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
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I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
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I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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