idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Randomize
