How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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