I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
tell me about the eggs
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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