We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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