Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
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So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
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Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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