these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
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DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
not ubering you a puppy
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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