i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
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You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It turns out my English teacher used to pose for Playboy. She's an inspiration.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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