Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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