It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
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You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
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