Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
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