so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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