i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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