everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
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Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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