He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
What drink are we having for lunch?
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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