I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
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