So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
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Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
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omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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