I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
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I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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