What did we do last night that was yellow?
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
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she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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