SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
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If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
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Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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