He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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