Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
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Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
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