I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
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