I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
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