So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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