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she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
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ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
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Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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