When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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