He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
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if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
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And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
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