spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
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Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
FYI, your girlfriend is on her way to the ER. She tried to balance a bottle of jack on her chest. Smashed toes, blood all over patio. Call her, kinda funny though.
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I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
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