You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
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The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
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I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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