I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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