You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
you win again, gameday.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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