Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
You need Xanax blowdarts
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
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