i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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