New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
Randomize
