Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
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