I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
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if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Signed everyone in my dorm up for free samples of astroglyde. Took me an hour. Happy new years!!!!!
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
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Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
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