just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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