It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
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You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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